Jags have Beaters, Invaiders up early
QB Lawrence, Jags defense have Vern ahead; WR Washington and RB Tuten lead the way for Pringle
Jacksonville was coasting most of Thursday night’s game against flailing Baltimore, and no JSFL owners were happier than Vern Ahrendes and Matt Pringle.
Vern’s Invaiders had QB Trevor Lawrence going (he scored 13) and the Jags defense (11) and that resulted in a 24-5 lead over the constantly underperforming Tirades. The Tirades somehow still are favored (barely, 54%) to rally for a win. Don’t believe that shit.
Pringle’s Spread Beaters are up 20-0 on the Band Aids thanks to 12 from WR Parker Washington and his 53-yard TD reception (see video above) and 8 from RB Bayshul Tuten. Pringle’s a 56% favorite to win this one.
Those of us who unfortunately depend on Ravens stars were sorely disappointed for the second week in a row. The Ravens third-string QB Joe “Dipshit” Fagnano was just horrible, so forget about getting much from RB Derrick Henry (Tirades, 5 points) or WR Zay Flowers (Recliners, 1 point). RB Justice Hill (free agent) ran for a long TD in garbage time and that cost the Invaiders a defensive point. the Tirades and Recliners have told Jacoby Brissett to get his ass to Baltimore ASAP.
Who Dey got a surprising 6 from Jags WR Jacoby Meyers and have an early lead over the Packers in a key ST Division clash. The Pack got 2 from TE Brenton Strange. That one is still a toss-up.
WTNE shockingly left the Ravens defense active and as a result have a -2 against the Gerbils, and as a result only a 37% chance of winning.
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