Unfortunately for Rangers, Packers and Band Aids, 49ers dominate a team predicted to be Super Bowl contenders Matt Stafford continued to struggle against the 49ers. He had zero TD passes and a pick in Thursday's loss in Australia, and dropped to 3-7 as a Rams starter and 4-10 all-time. JSFL Today is not going to probe whether or not jet lag played a part in what happened last night in Melbourne. Because it definitely did. Instead, we'll just look at the results, which are telling: Matt...

WR AJ Brown suffers high ankle sprain and may be out for months; Gerbils backup QB Sam Darnold suffers injured hip, which might affect JSN's numbers The good news for Invaiders owner Vern Ahrendes? AJ Brown did not fracture his ankle last night against the Seahawks. The bad news? His high ankle sprain is likely to sideline him for a month or more. There wasn't a lot of scoring in the 2026 NFL season opening last night in Seattle -- the defending Super Bowl champion Seachickens defeated their...

Jeff Lambert adds another plaque with his name on it to the JSFL's perpetual trophy with a 113-86 victory over the Recliners Packers QB Drake Maye, had 33 points in the championship game, was named Super Bowl MVP. All hail to the chief. League commissioner and Packers owner Jeff Lambert has won the JSFL championship. Again. QB and Super Bowl MVP Drake Maye led the way with 33 points and first-round pick RB Christian McCaffrey capped a comeback player of the year worthy effort with 24 points...