It's a four-way tie in ST Division
Packers end Band Aids unbeaten string, Who Dey and Gerbils also win
James Cook scored 22 points on Monday night against the Rams, helping leading the Packers to a 116-100 victory over the previously unbeaten Band Aids and creating a logjam atop the Shit Talkers Division going in to Week 6 play.
Cook also fumbled twice, the second of which almost cost the Bills a victory had it not been for the Rams shitty special teams/kicker who had a FG attempt blocked in overtime. The Packers (4-1) also got 12 from RB Kyren Williams of the Rams.
The Band Aids (4-1) made it close thanks to QB Josh Allen (30 points) and WR Puka Nacua (19 points on 18 receptions).
Also winning were Who Dey (4-1) over the Rangers and the Gerbils (4-1), who manhandled the Tirades (2-3).
Over in the Shitty Division, the Invaiders improved to 3-2 and hold a one-game lead over the second-place Recliners (2-3). Both teams were victorious last week,
Injury update
WR Deebo Samuel (Tirades) suffered a pulled hamstring and will miss several weeks.
RB TreVeyon Henderson (WTNE) has been diagnosed with a high-ankle sprain and is expected to miss multiple weeks.
TE TJ Hockenson (Free Agent) suffered a concussion and is in protocol.
WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba (Who Dey) injured his ankle against San Francisco (Go Niners!) was estimated as a limited practice participant Monday. The Seahawks have a quick turnaround, facing Denver on Thursday.
WR DeVonta Smith (Packers) and RB Saquon Barkley (WTNE) have a chance to play against Carolina. Will Shipley (free agent) injured his foot and will be out multiple weeks.
QB Lamar Jackson (Recliners) is making progress on his ankle injury and might be able to play against Cleveland on Sunday.
QB Caleb Williams (Tirades) is likley to return from his Week 2 hamstring injury this weekend against Atlanta. The Chicago passing game fell apart at Green Bay, with QB Tyson Bagent eventually benched.
RB Quinshon Judkins (WTNE) as day-to-day with an ankle sprain. He has a chance to play against Baltimore.
WR CeeDee Lamb (Rangers) isn’t thought to have significantly injured his quad. We’ll see how his practice week goes as the Cowboys prepare for the
RB David Montgomery (Packers) week-to-week with a groin injury. Early signs point to him not playing on Sunday in London against Jacksonville.
WR A.J. Brown (Tirades) has a shot to return to practice this week, and it’s possible he could play against the Jets on Sunday. He’s been out since week one with an ankle sprain.
NFL Trade
WR Marvin Harrison Jr. (WTNE) was traded from the Cardinals to the Texans for a fourth-round pick.
Week 5 roundup
Invaiders 118, Beaters 104: Vern Ahrendes' defense (Jaguars) was the only starter that did not score in double figures as the Invaiders (3-2) scored a season-high 118 points to beat the Spread Beaters (1-4). QB Trevor Lawrence has 21 points, and free-agent pickup RBs Braelon Allen (17) and Emmanuel Wilson (12) helped lead the way. WR Jameson Williams scored 16 and K Kai'imi Fairbairn scored 17. Beaters QB Drake Maye scored 38 and WRs Parker Washington and Davante Adams combined for 41 in the loss.
Packers 116, Band Aids 100: Jeff Lambert's Packers (4-1) welcomed back QB Jayden Daniels (31 points) just two weeks after a dislocated elbow and got another 34 from RBs James Cook and Kyren Williams last night to hand the Band Aids (4-1) their first loss of the season. WR Matthew Golden and Flex Ollie Gordon both added 14 for the Pack.
Gerbils 116, Tirades 86: Chuck Nelson's Gerbils (4-1) now lead the league in scoring (522 points) after throttling the Tirades without RB Kenneth Walker III, who was on a bye week. Rb Jaylen Warren did a remarkable Kenneth Walker III impression, though, scoring 30 points. The Tirades (2-3) are second in the league in scoring (516 points) but are in the ST Division cellar. RB Derrick Henry led five Tirades in double figures with 19 points.
Recliners 110. WTNE 85: Chris Zimnoch's Recliners (2-3) won its second straight game after an 0-3 start and sit in second place in the Silent Division behind the Invaiders. Backup QB Tyler Huntley led the team with 24 and both RB Aaron Jones Sr. and TE Brock Bowers had 16 each and K Tyler Loup added 14. For WTNE (0-5), TE Isaiah Likely led the way with 21.
Who Dey 90, Rangers 79: It did not help that John Lambert left in a RB (Kyle Monangai of the Bears) who was ruled out with an injury. It also did not help that WR CeeDee Lamb played like he was out with an injury (zero points). And the Cowboys defense made it a donut trifecta for the Rangers (1-4). On the other side, Matt McCumber's Who Dey (4-1) got 24 from QB Joe Burrow, 17 from WR Jaxson Smith-Njigba and 13 from RB D'Andre Swift. Guys who did some scoring for the Rangers were QB Matt Stafford (27) and RB Bucky Irving (29).
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