Move along to Week 13, nothing to see here

There's no Game of the Week to be found on Thanksgiving weekend, they're all going to be blowout victories and the rich will get richer. Move along.

Cooper Fucking Kupp and the Invaiders look to remain atop the Silent Division and improve to 10-2 this weekend.

Happy Turkey Day, everyone! As for this week's JSFL games, there's nothing to predict, no prognostications to be done. The JSFL Today staff and ESPN are in complete agreement here: all the favored teams will win, and win big. So without any further fanfare, here's what will happen. Enjoy your tryptophan and pumpkin pie.

Invaiders (-24) vs Pillows: Turn out the lights, the party's over for the Consortium. And if both Cooper Kupp and Austin Ekeler go off in the same week -- i.e. this week -- the spread will not be big enough for that result. Matt Huey's playoff hopes were probably gone weeks ago anyway, but he's still not fishing (or fielding offers) for draft picks with his high-value players. Oh well. Invaiders by 24.

Beaters (-14) vs Rangers: Yeah, the Rangers have been on a surge of late and currently hold the fourth and final playoff spot. But that's exactly what we said about the Tirades last week, and they went out and lost, just as the Rangers will this week, opening the door for someone else to step into (for at least one week, anyway). Lamar Jackson is set to have a big game and Saquon Barkley will have a new offensive coordinator that might be able to figure out how to A) get him the ball and B) get him into the end zone. The Consortium can't get enough points from Justin Jefferson and Diontae Johnson to stay close enough to win this one. Beaters by 14.

Saddles (-7) vs Tirades: This one will likely be a Saddles blowout. The Tirades only hope is if their opponents team bus plunges off a cliff on the way to the game, or if they have one of their "off weeks" and throw up a 68 or 64 again, which is unlikely. RB James Robinson gets to run roughshod over the Falcons non-existent defense. RB Najee Harris might have tougher sledding against the Bengals. Meanwhile, it's bye week for the Chiefs so the Tirades are forced to bench Patrick Mahomes, which might be a blessing if Joe Burrow decides to show off his arm against the Steelers. But then again, it might just be an equal-opportunity disaster. Saddles by 7.

Recliners (-11) vs Gerbils: Chris Zimnoch knows that Tom Brady could very well go crazy against the Colts on Sunday. But can Cam Newton score 25+ again for Chuck Nelson? Nah. Recliners by 11.

Packers (-16) vs Band Aids: The Pack is back and will take over the 4th and final playoff spot, for at least one week anyway. The only question is, will the 49ers start using Deebo Samuel to pass the ball in addition to running and catching it? Pack by 16.